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I typed in a bunch of herps and derps, and it said I write like Cory Doctorow. Watch out for raging programmers.
Same thing here. I typed in almost the exact same thing too.
Why write herps, derps, and whatnot? I wrote my own text and got Dan Brown and Stephen King. Try it wit something original, sheesh.
To see if it really comes out as Stephenie Meyer or even gives a result, for that matter. Her name is misspelled in the picture, but there was still a chance that it wasn’t Photoshopped. I wanted to find out.
To me, it said I write like agatha Christie. All I entered was endless columns of “herp” and an occasional derp or two. I feel insulted that Agatha Christie rates so bad.
i did the same, it said shakespeare Oo
this site just sucks is all
Same here. Either this is a scam or Shakespeare was actually a moron. I’m inclined to believe the former rather than the latter.
But, of course, this text is much more interesting than anything she has written.
That seems about right.
Needs more chagrin.
You, my friend, have just won the internet.
LOL or you could just intersperse the occasional “glower” and “murmur” in among the herp-a-derps. That would pretty much cover it.
And “sparkle”, don’t forget “sparkle”.
and “fairy”.. and “pedophile”.. and… however old that fairy guy is virgin.
YES THIS IS TRUE. durrrrrrrr sparkly durrrrrrrrrr
FTW! that’s amazing.
Lol, everybody who thumbs downed this is a twilight fangirl.
At least 10 of the thumbs down are probably the same people who vote everything thumbs down just to be contrary.
I am a twilight fangirl and gave this a thumbs up. Where’s your god now?
He said that it was one.
He didn’t say all of them did. Where’s your Stephenie Meyer now?
He said: everyone. My poor brain capacity can still consider that as a plural, which means more than one Twili fangirls gace a thumbs up. Where’s your logic now?
Firstly, he said everybody. Secondly, he said everybody that gave it a thumbs down was a Twilight fangirl. Doesn’t mean that a Twilight fangirl can’t give it a thumbs up.
Shouldn’t this be on Epic Win FTW?
Yes. Yes it should.
LAWLZ!!!! It’s so true!!!!
it’s cool: if you actually write “herp derp herp derp” and put “edward cullen” in it somewhere, you’ll get Meyer.
WIN! I tried it, totally does.
This is one of the most EPIC WINS I’ve ever seen on cheezburger sites! This is right on the nose! Everyone who gave this a thumbs down has no sense of humor.
I tried and it said that I write like Jane Austen.
I’d believe that as well. Herp derp she falls in love herp derp herp derp
Well someone clearly doesn’t understand literature detailing the suppression of women in early 19th-century society.
…Or someone else doesn’t have a sense of humour.
Your comment is funny, though.
What site is this?
Googling is too complicated for you?
iwl.me
Yeah, that’s what I thought o_O
daawwww and there I was fearing that twilight bashing became stale for me…
thanks derp.com for restoring my hope.
A little disappointing, they forgot to misspell her name like she does herself.
You can write gibberish, but if you put a single buzzword related to an author, it gives you that author. “Vampire” gets you Bram Stoker. “Wand” gets you J.K. Rowling etc.
not true, i put “Edward Cullen sucks ass hair.” over and over and over again, and it said james joyce
Maye “Ass hair” is a buzzword for James Joyce?
I’m not sure if the site really works right or not. I keep getting Stephen King for everything I submit. But… this wins. It’s beautiful.
I did the same thing with:
duhrrrrrr i’m sooo stupid edward jacob herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp edward jacob
I got the same result!
Conglaturations! You guys combined write like Arthur C. Clarke! (He’s the guy who wrote 2001 a Space Odyssey, FYI
I tried different passages from a very long story I wrote. I got the following:
Dan Brown
Stephanie Meyer
Stephen King
James Joyce
Ursla K. Le Gein (when I analyzed all 100 pages)
Give it up for random author name generators!
Technically, you’re supposed to analyze entire pieces for the most accurate results. Plus it would be a little weird if everything you wrote was exactly like one author. Still crap though. My results hurt my feelings…but also sent me back to the editing phase, so maybe it’s not entirely without merit.
Also, maybe the system associates “herp” with Twilight because if you add “es” to the end it makes perfect sense.
lol
My mom is in the room! Don’t make me laugh or I’ll have to explain the joke and how I get it! Jeez, people.
You still MMD, ohhai.
36 people are Twili fangirls.
“What if some of the fans are guys?”
“That still makes them Twilight fangirls.”
XD Nice.
What website is that?
The website is linked from the post! And even if just looking around your screen is too hard for you, there’s always Google!
http://tinyurl.com/2vmybvg
This is one of the most epic wins on cheezburger.
And when I tried it, it said I write like Kurt Vonnegut, I don’t even know who that is ._.
You don’t know who Kurt Vonnegut is? He wrote Cat’s Cradle, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Slaughterhouse 5, Hocus Pocus, et cetera. He’s a very good writer. Worth reading.
those that disagree with this epic win is a twilight fan and does not diserve to breed and multiply
I wrote about how I like cupcakes…..
It told me I write like Stephen King. WTF?
I wrote random 1337 speech and it said that I wrote like William Shakespeare. I think somethings are going to go my way now…
oh please let this be real… it would make so much win I would cry.
If it was real, you think they’d know to spell it Stephenie.
It’s spelled “Stephanie”. Just sayin’.
And no, I’m not a fan.
Common spelling is Stephanie. Her name is spelled Stephenie, always has been, at least according to her wikipedia page.
Omg, I just herped in my pants because this is so true.
I typed in ‘Edward wahtced he sleeping, her beootifol fase on der pillows. He have to protect beootifol gurl. He must. HE MUST. Sudenley, he roared, “HERP DERP!” and woke beootiful gurl up. He than jump out windoe and make out with warewolfe.’
And it said I write like Stephenie Meyer.
I can’t believe that actually worked. Shit, that’s hilarious.
I put the entire test of Machiavelli’s “the prince” (translated) in there, it said i write like Ray Bradbury.
HAHAHA oh brilliant.
I just copy pasted “herp derp” like a billion times and added “bella” at the end… I got Stephanie Meyer too
I entered something from donald justice and it said i write like david foster wallace.
Then i typed in a bunch of giberish and it said i write like ernest hemingway.
I pretty much wrote “hurr durr derp” a bunch of times and that’s like JD Salinger, apparently.
LOLWUT I put herp derp with Edward Cullen inbetween and Stephanie Meyer came out, I deleted the Edward Cullen and it said William Shakespeare!!!
i just copypasted “herp derp” in the box over a hundred times, and i keep getting William Shakespear…over and over again…
herp derp herpa derp over and over got me Edgar Allen Poe.
I typed in “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.” and James Fenimore came up. And James Fenimore did NOT write Pride and Prejudice.
I put in a whole string of “DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP” over and over, and I got “David Foster Wallace”.
I tried my own original text, and I got “Neil Gaiman”.
I wrote my latest piece of transgressive fiction and it said I write like Chuck Palahniuk. Not surprising at all.
i think if i write *punch* i will get chuck norris.
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naw. ):
Try “roundhouse kick”.
hurr then durr de derpa de durk durkc herp! then i was all huurr and then she was all like derp!
mine said i write like mark twain!
IT SAYED I WRITE LIKE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Herp derp
Edward Cullen
Vampires Sparkle lol
I write like Stephanie Meyer
I copy and pasted some quote from Twilight in there and it gave the result ‘Stephenie Meyer’ so yeah, I think it’s legit.
If you want to test it copy and paste “My primary motivation behind buying a car, despite the scarcity of my funds, was that I refused to be driven around town in a car with red and blue lights on top. Nothing slows down traffic like a cop.”
Meyer every time
I wrote the same thing and got Agatha Christie ???
I wrote:
I wuz like ‘biyotch how dow f**k yo get yo a** in heeya?’ and she wuz lik ‘wel dumbshitz i cn TOTALY open doors u fukhead!’ so den i said ‘hey, wanna go out wif meh?’ and she wuz totaly like ‘FUK YEH!’ and dude, tats totaly how i got 2 b a dad.
And it came up with Mark Twain.
I’m going to write some modern shakespeare, and see what happens.
Okay so I wrote in:
to b, or nt 2 b. Dat’s teh qeustoin. weather is nobeler in da mind to suffa teh sings an arows ov oturaguous frtone. Ore 2 tak amrs agaisan’t a see ove trubles an bye opposin end ‘em. 2 di, 2 slep noe moar an bye a slep 2 sy wee end da hertake, an teh thusund naturll shoks dat fles es air 2.
And it came up with MARK TWAIN. Anyone see anything just a TINY bit fishy here?
It said that I write like J.K.Rowling O_o
Yeah, that site was pretty much worthless.